Babes on snore - day in bed
It’s never going to be found.
Jonny just dropped the biggest shit room 6 at hostel one parelelo has ever seen. He came out and took to his bed. Moments later a new arrival took to the bathroom and double flushed. Gross.
Since Jonny no longer has an iPhone thanks to sketchy hookers I have to update the babes blog. My day consisted of a sweet meal deal from some tiny local pasta place whilst Jonny slept off his emotional hangover. When I got back at like 6pm we went for a pedal and he pounded 3000cals of sweets in one 5 minute sitting in an attempt to satiate his appetite for hookers. Alas I don’t think it worked and he’ll probably go out in search of a blaz with €5 again tonight.